
Tracking the Pedigree of this latest Disney wiener is peradventure a routine different than you may imagine. If you were under the impression that The Bushy Dog is a remake of The Shaggy Frank, you don’t know your Disney history as well as you think. The Shaggy Frump was an old school day Disney vehicle with many of the same project members from the definitive Absent Apt Professor, which followed two years afterwards in 1961. The original transdogrifying attain was about a "Teen" world Health Organization turns into a wiener (sort of a more innocent forerunner to Stripling Wolf) which featured Fred McMurray, Annette Funicello and starred Tommy Kirk (the kid wHO played Keenan Wynn’s conflicted son in the original flubber-flick). The Shaggy shenanigans portrayed by Tim (I sometimes wish they would have never let him out of prison) Gracie Allen are actually an updated version of a film called The Shaggy D.A. Which, strangely enough wasn’t truly a sequel to The Shaggy Dog so much as it was an adaptation of a British people novel entitled "the Hound of Florence" scripted by Felix Stalten wHO also wrote Bambi? (My how the plot thickens). Since the original Shaggy Dog was released in 1959, you’d probably judge that the Shaggy D.A. came out perhaps in the mid mid-sixties - especially as it was a vehicle for then "Disney Everyman Dad" Dean Jones. Wrong - The Shaggy D.A. was released in 1976 the year Rocky won Best Picture and a year after One Flew All over The Cuckoo’s Nest. Non the thoroughgoing timing for a film about Doyen Jones turning into a dog. Noneffervescent in 1976 Jones was 7 years younger than the 53 year old Allen in a office that requires alot of physical tripe.
It doesn’t help Allen’s cause that the five writers and director Brian Robbins whose collective track record includes some of the very worst turd to come out of Hollywood over the past times several years - The Prince and Me, I Spy, Varsity Blues, The Perfect Account - simply to constitute a few. Still with a well made and successful frump film (Octonary Below) under Disney’s belt this year - possibly the whole thing might come together, stranger things have happened. Besides projects like this are typically no-brainers. Slip in level the fantastic job they did of reviving Outlandish Friday? Sometimes the suits tend to forget important little inside information. The reason Freaky Fri managed to reconnect with modern audiences was referable in large part to screenwriter Leslie Dixon (whom amazingly enough can make out a script without the help of four other writers). In any case the "brain-trust Disney" felt that a clump of middling cooks with a collective track track record as deplorable in it’s way as the combined civil sins of stars Allen and Downey could more than handle such a "fall off a log" task as this proven papa barker project. Not only is the script feloniously unfunny, the tale aggressively stereotypic with it’s smoking, foul clunker of an effort to joint a poignant family bonding message - but there’s also the matter of it’s complete and verbalize waste of the overabundance of playing at their disposal, just I’ll touch on all that later on. Alas this stray cur of a "Wanderer do-over" is only marginally better than the dog-flick that at this former stage of the game has a strangle hold on the worst film of the year - Doogal.
The film opens with a ridiculously sense-blasting S.W.A.T. helicopter raid on a Tibetan monastery, that literally shakes the walls of the dramaturgy. The feds are afterwards something secret in these snow-capped mountains and after such a pulse-pounding opener, the pic can do nothing just go downhill. Evidently they are covetous of a 300 yr old frump, that crataegus laevigata hold some sort of important secrets - peradventure the firedog is a reincarnated human - it’s all very exciting. Gage to suburban America, where we touch the Doogals, I average the Douglas’: Kristen Davis is Mama Douglas, Herbert Spencer Breslin (a capable child actor) is Josh and Zena Gray is Carly. Right Aside we find out that Father of the Church Douglas is a self-absorbed Assistant Dominion Attorney world Health Organization doesn’t like dogs and doesn’t pay nearly sufficiency attention to his children - boy is he in for an eye opener. (Brief rundown of Allen’s shortcomings as a father) Misses Carly’s Parent Teachers Conference, Forces son to play football against his will "Hooga Whoog" and his latest font demonstrates his lack of regard for his daughters feelings, as he ever so unfeelingly accepts a case that flies in the face of her passionate stance against corporate exploitation of animals. In front you tin can hum "Instant Karma, Allen is bitten by the strange 300 class old dog and shortly begins to evince certain canine tendencies. All of which ar pretty banal and lawful, enhanced sensational abilities, the obligatory fag sniff or two, all of which fetch laughs from the 12 and under crowd. I will admit that I got a bit of a chuckle when he steps out of the shower and all of a sudden shakes himself dry. Though, in all honesty, I wasn’t rooting against this movie, that was the only echt laugh I got for my 35 dollars (a conservative estimate when wife daughters, popcorn, red vines and soda are all tallied up).
The movie will flirt with children under the years of 14 and over the age of 6 - peculiarly if their movie leaving experiences are limited. As for the adults, plan on consulting your look on regularly and enjoying the film vicariously through the eyes of children wHO wouldn’t bang a bomb from zboneman.com. Alas this tarnishes Disney’s record this year and drops their Fido-film batting fair to five hundred, after the unexpected success of 8 Below. Hopefully the lots anticipated Cars (that Adam and I will be previewing this week at Showest in Las Vegas) will bring about an upturn in Disney stock. What a crummy year it’s been in general - you can count this days winners on one hand.
The major plot point of the film is that as a pawl, Allen becomes privy to all of his families many complaints about his absentee workaholic nature, and therein the screen writers attempt to make a poignant life lesson from these canine confessionals. Unhappily, it all comes across as butterfingered as a handful of kibbles and bits. Playacting as a dog, Gracie Allen does wield to cross thwart the efforts of the evil types who are performing all manner of inhumane experiments on animals. (Just in case this point escapes the younger viewers we see a number of unfortunate cg critters - a snake River who drawers like a dog and has a furry story, some sort of a bizarre span between a bulldog and a rana catesbeiana, barking rats - actually I genial of liked the barking rats. Though his grand acts are performed in the guise of a dog, it somehow makes Allen’s Dave Douglas a shoe-in candidate for Territorial dominion Attorney. Our crack stable of writers didn’t bother to sort out that particular lapse of make-sense-itude. Oh only what does it matter when you’re lost in the sure-fire rapture of puppy chaos set to the time-honored rockin’ beat of (you guessed it) "World Health Organization Let The Dogs Out." A touch that might have tickled the old funny bone, oh I dunno - 6 years ago, but in this casing it just made me want to see person punished. Punished severely - dungeons, stocks - the rack - yea the rack - at the very least a foul paper cut.
As far as I’m concerned the most flagitious crime committed here is the utterly shameful waste of a surprising sum of money of acting talent (all of whom would have been better served by going to the unemployment office kinda than pick up a cheap check for this doggy doo. Danny Glover, Philip Baker Hall, Kristen Davis, Jane (the unknowledgeable slut) Curtain, all wangle to get on the payroll for mere proceedings of slapdash work. I must say that Henry Martyn Robert Downey Jr. did a pretty good job of elevating the film as part of the crew of iniquity scientists, bent on torturing innocent animals to further their nefarious designs. In the few scenes that he commanded it in truth felt like a different film - even a good film, believe it or not. He earned his paycheck, which is more than I backside say for the ostensibly uninspired Ethan Allen, who delivered a lot of his dialogue as though he knew it was below him. All of which would ingest been perfectly understandable had not the credits vealed him as one of the film’s producers. Under the circumstances you would envisage he’d be giving it his all, to lift the bar(k) a notch or two - not the case. He was lusterless at best and at times it really appeared that he wasn’t up to the part physically.
To borrow an old expression from High School The Shaggy Dog was the physical shits, from kibbles to bits, which is all the more disheartening afterwards the noteworthy job Disney did of reincarnating Freaky Friday - which in retrospect would seem like a much tougher try than a Shaggy Bounder flick - how far wrong canful you go with such a proven and greco-Roman premise? If you’re curious the answer is at your local multiplex and promises to be in that location for weeks to come. Baha Tommyrot Man.
They should have called it the Saggy dog, for as many times as the plot drooped and left me twiddling my thumbs to see if I couldn’t some how speed the hands of time. I love dogs but this gave me about the same gumption of warmness as when I step in my beagles - lawn mines barefoot. Really - it was worse than that
Sometime I actually dont understand the people who run Disney, there’s no ground why they couldn’t make made a remake of the Shagged D A that was 100 times better than this pooper scooper. Lecture about turnkey the pooch
Actually, I took my kids to it - and as usual didn’t ask to like it, just I’ll be damned if I didn’t find it pretty entertaining. Then again I’ve always been a fan of Tim Allen, Different strokes for different folks I